How is everyone? Hope you're all having a good week wherever you are in the world 😄
I finally got Frozen on DVD today, I love this film...that's not particularly interesting but now you know.
I've noticed that I seem to be in between ages when it comes to blokes. What I mean by that is I'm not quite young & I'm not quite old. Yet I seem to attract either old men or young men. Meeting anybody around my own age seems virtually impossible because most people are already in relationships or they have a lot of baggage from previous relationships which they need to sort out so they don't bring it into a new relationship blah blah blah! So my choices seem to be get a sugar daddy or become a cougar! Neither are appealing.
In a bar a while back I became aware of an older bloke staring at me whilst waiting at the bar, I smiled politely & looked away...I've been brought up to respect my elders. Then I hear this "does he love you? I'll love you if he doesn't" awwwww quite sweet you might think except this bloke was at least 60 & whilst I appreciated the sentiment I wasn't quite ready to settle down with gramps, I'm an optimist what can I say. My fictitious boyfriend loves me very much apparently, well as far as that bloke is concerned he does...doesn't exist but is a smashing bloke.
The flip side of this is another night when a 20 year told me he'd like to & I quote "smash me up against that wall" I believe it was a sexual advance as opposed to a threat to kill me but who knows, kids these days eh. Needless to say I was flattered but aware the joints aren't quite what they were so I wasn't convinced a smashing against a wall was in my immediate future!
I've been told many times I don't look my age so I can sort of see why the younger guys get confused but if they don't know the thundercats I'm afraid it's a no go. However this just makes the older guys creepy, I can't imagine their success rates are very high even with stellar lines like above!
Anyway I'm off to do some exercise, if I live expect another Bridget Jonesesque blog soon, got another wedding to go to next month so need to lay off the maltesers...devastated is an understatement!
See yaaaaaaa
Lindsay
Xxx
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